Wednesday, December 16, 2015

 

Have you ever taken your top off in the Pet Food Isle of a large Supermarket?

I don't mean to boast... but I have!

This morning I got up at 7:30am, had a glass of water and a weetbix and honey, rushed my dressing, woke David up, jumped into my car and headed up to Hornsby at 7:45am.

Got the best possible parking spot, right next to the Disabled Parking closest to the Entrance of Westfield... How Cool am I eh!!

Hardly anyone about, most of the smaller shops were just getting ready for the day and not yet open but Woolies was open and in I went armed with my shopping list on my phone!    Shopping, shopping, easy peasy, not packed but customers arriving in a steady stream.  About half way through the isles I looked down at my chest and realized I had my blouse on inside out... how embarrassing!  what should I do? 

Rush out of the store and find a Ladies to change in? 
Or be bold and brazen and if anyone notices I will just say that I choose to wear my blouse inside out today and it's how I like to wear my clothes every now and then!
I chose the latter.

I'm not feeling comfortable though, are people looking at me?  Are they sniggering behind their shopping lists?   Are they smirking to their partners?    But what do I care I tell myself, everybody is different and I should revel in my individuality!
And what people think is none of my business... is it...

And then I think...  is the label still on this Blouse??  OH NO... it is!  That is a dead give away, a label hanging down my back!  PoopootoShirley big time!

I turn into the Pet Food isle and it's absolutely completely empty!  No customers, no packers nobody!  Sooooo...   I pull in behind a pillar, I look to my left and I look to my right and then to my left again...nobody... so then I do a quick Strip!  

Off comes my blouse, I turn it in the correct way and put it back on quick as sticks!   I look to my left, I look to my right and I look to my left again... Nobody!! 

I get home and while unpacking my groceries I think...  I wonder if there were any cameras in that isle!!  Very Big Sigh...  Well I didn't get accosted at the check out so if there were they probably weren't turned on were they! 

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Comments:
Ha ha ha!! You are one brave lady Pd
 
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